2/04/2011

The Luxury Gamer. Because such things exist.

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For those of you with plenty of money but no social life to spend it on, Luxury goods manufacturer (a euphemism for "maker of useless expensive shit") has created a luxury gaming console. Compatible with Xbox 360, PlayStation 3 and PC, it's made of ostrich leather and dark blue lacquered oak, it's definitely something your average stupidly rich playboy can use to impress girls (until they realise that he still lives with his mum because he can't make himself a sandwich).
No word on pricing yet, but you'll be able to buy this on February 18 if you are rich, but still to socially awkward to find a gold digger.

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